Ahem! *puts on salesman hat*

I want you to imagine a world in which you could show off your gaming pride with a bitchin' t-shirt. Also, imagine if every purchase were to help fund the ongoing development of Straight to VHS.

It may sound like some fanciful science-fiction dream, but in fact, it is a beautiful science-real truthoid!

Each design is available in a women's t-shirt and unisex/men's.
There are 13 colors available for the women's shirts and 15 for the men's shirts!

Hit the shop link on the top right or just click here to check it out.

A new version has gone up today! It's a relatively modest update, but it brings some very welcome changes.

• The slasher mode, which was recently introduced to the Villains section, now works differently. It more effectively causes the danger to rise throughout encounters with villains in slasher mode.
• Buffed up a number of Bad Guys. Also added a piece of stock art to the last page of the Bad Guys section (this got added a dozen or so hours after the initial update).
• The "Magnetic Pull" cinematic action now allows you to pull yourself to the object.
• Fixed an error on the "Famous" trope. Famous characters can escape grabs for 1 AP.
• The "Mad Scientist" trope now gets the "Duct Tape and Solder" perk as a free bonus perk.
• The "Werewolf" trope has gained the "Bloodfrenzy" cinematic action, and the ability to instinctively know when an enemy is at half HP or less.
• Clarified some text in the "Bumbling Sidekick" and "Gangster" tropes.

That's it. Game on!

First things first, there's an update to the game! 

Get it here: Straight to VHS Version 0.3.01
Read the changelog here: Changelog

It's almost been two years since Straight to VHS was born. At first it was just a awesome and funny idea. Then it became something super-fun to do with friends. And for a while now, it's been something we've shared on a few subreddits and posted about on social media a bit. To our joy, people have been really diggin' it. 

And it's just been SO. MUCH. FUN. We wanna keep doing this.
It's time to start the next phase...

Version 0.3.01 isn't just ceremonial. There's some new stuff under the hood. Behold the terror of a villain in Slasher Mode! Breathe a sigh of relief as you see the new, streamlined AP chart (my vote for best single improvement in the last several updates), and pop a 720° frontside fakie on your BMX surfboard when you see the new Shredmeister trope (thanks to M0RGANMLGMAN on Reddit for the suggestion). And of course, there's more. There's always more.

There's a new horse in the stable. Say hello to Worst Poet Standing, a party game about writing terrible, no-good poetry.

In short, players are given a POET, each of which has a unique STYLE such as "teen angst", "gross", "political", or "sensual". The current judge reveals a TOPIC and reveals some KEYWORDS that can be used for extra points. Then... then terrible "poetry" is born, and judged.

The game is a bit short on content currently (7 poets, 36 topics, 8 keywords per poet), but we've had a blast play-testing it. We hope to develop it further, but Straight to VHS remains our #1 priority for the time being.